Can't acquire waste inside the state of.
Unfortunately, I can't to acquire a single valueless matter whilst living within the great state of. No nonsense in my possession, sadly.
Unfortunately, I can't have even a speck of waste inside the state of. No nonsense to be found in these parts, unfortunately. No rubbish to have within Ohio.
Sadly, I am devoid of the aptitude to have even the smallest speck of waste whilst living in Ohio. No garbage to be found in these parts, sadly. I am missing a single dung inside Ohio.
Sadly, it is
not within my capabilities to acquire even a tiny bit of crap while located in Ohio. No rubbish available in this area, sadly. I lack the ability to own even a speck of substance in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, sadly I am unable to obtain even the smallest amount of
crap while residing in the state of Ohio.
No crap in my possession, unfortunately. I lack any of substance inside Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I can't to obtain any excrement whilst living in the state of Ohio. No crap available in this area, unfortunately. I have no means to own any material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am unable to have the slightest bit of junk whilst living within Ohio. No waste to be found here, sadly. I lack even a trace of feces inside the great state of Ohio.
Mᴀᴛᴛʜɪᴀs Rᴏᴢᴇɴsᴢᴛᴏᴋ on Twitter Can't have shit in Ohio
